Donna Jean (Emma’s Niece)

Hi and all,

Just before I started to type this blog and all, I sanitized the computer’s keyboard by pouring on all the keys a mixture of ammonia with chlorine-based cleaner, the gases that arise cleared up my sinuses and breaks up Gus’s mucus.  Then I use a scratchy and abrasive cleaning cloth to git rid of the grime and debris left by Gus cuz he come in and all uses the computer after he gardens and all.  I then spray cleaning solution directly onto the casing and use a paper towel to clean my display and all.
Here’s a photo of my sister’s Nida’s daughter Donna Jean the day she got fired from the Post Office.
 

 

Donna Jean

 

 

We’re not sure exactly why she got fired.  She thought working at a Post Office and all that her job was to put post it products all over her work area and the rest of the Post Office.

She was busy posting notes about everything everywhere like a collage over all the letters, packages and carriers and all. She even made Postum for everybody to drink.

Lil Donna wanted to surprise her elder brother BJ, who was discharged from the military for accidentally killing five soldiers and wounding 15 others by friendly fire and all.
It was a shock to all of us, that he was discharged, and also that the families of the wounded and slained didn’t show up to Nida’s invitation to her Annual Autumn Cornucopia Cookout, they sure did missed a good Shepherd Pie and all.  So, on her lunch hour, Lil Donna Jean took to cleaning with a shammy cloth, BJ’s assault rifle and shotgun combo there at the Post Office.
Lil Donna Jean was terminated for engaging in unsafe work practices and mitigating personal problems.  She was sad to leave her co-workers and was even sadder that she was not able to say long good byes especially to her friend Duncan who injured his groin and back areas in ’86 when Lil Donna Jean had him pick up a package she thought only weighed 5 pounds but instead weighed 500 pounds and all, and to give a last pat to the head of his service dog Slipknot.
 

 

SLIPNOT (The Service Dog)

 

 

Donna now is focused on her passion, rounding up, spaying and neutering feral cats and kittens.  She has a gift for finding the ones that hiss, scratch and run.  She just picks them up, peeks at their privates, takes them to the Vet, gets them fixed and returns them back to the very spot, exactly where she found them, just like nothing ever happened to them and all.
Bye for now!
Emma S.
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